15.
A Drink After Work At The Silver Dollar
LOU: There was a man of Bourges who was driven into the forest by a swarm of flies.
MURRAY: Why can’t anybody be from Nantucket? I know some dandy limericks.
LOU: I’m drunk and I’m your boss.
MURRAY: I’m listening your lordship.
LOU: For two years the man of Bourges wandered through the forest — a mad man. When finally he exited from the forest, he declared to everyone that he was a new man. He was a Jesus Christ.
MURRAY: Don’t tell me! People believed him.
LAUGH TRACK
LOU: He had a huge following, Murray. A middle-ages Billy Graham.
MURRAY: I saw Billy Graham on the Jack Parr Show. He’s a good looking guy. If he’d just keep his mouth shut. All that blabbering about religion really turns me off. LAUGH TRACK
LOU: Finally the man from Bourges was brought before a local prince. Who are you? he was asked. He did not respond. Are you the Christ? he was asked. So, you say it, the man replied. Ah, the prince cried and had the man burned as a heretic.
MURRAY: That would certainly teach him a lesson.
LAUGH TRACK
LOU: This story was repeated throughout the middle-ages. What if he was Christ, Murray? What if that was the Second Coming? What if Christ kept coming back but no one ever believed him?
MURRAY: I’d be pissed, Lou. If I was God. I’d throw a tissy. But I man not God. Which I’m happy to point out. And neither was this fellow from Bourges. He was nuts. Is that pronounced gay at the end. Or just. I prefer gay. Though I’d never…
LOU: What if he wasn’t though?
MURRAY: Lou, you’re starting to worry me.
LOU: I’m starting to worry myself.
MURRAY: Have you talked to Mary about this?
LOU: Mary?
MURRAY: I think she should know.
LOU: Why would I tell Mary?
MURRAY: Because you’re in love with her, Lou.
LOU: Me in love with Mary! (hyena laughter)
MURRAY: Tell me you’re not in love with Mary, Lou.
LOU: She’s like a daughter to me.
MURRAY: You’re avoiding the question, Lou.
LOU: I’m drunk, Murray. That’s my prerogative.
MURRAY: Who are those two characters?
LOU: What characters?
MURRAY: You talked about them… Harry. One was Harry. And the other guy, a new guy was called…
LOU: Shit!
MURRAY: No, I don’t think that was his name.
LAUGH TRACK
LOU: I mean, I forgot all about them.
MURRAY: I think his name was Michael.
LOU: They’re going to be pissed.
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